MISS SCHERLING SINGS THE HITS: Music
The Miss Scherling Song
(Miss Scherling)
There’s a woman in New Jersey who seems to look at lot like me
She’s got brown hair, big brown eyes and very straight white teeth.
She’s got a beautiful smile and stands really tall
But she doesn’t have freckles, doesn’t sing at her job and
doesn’t work with children at all.
They call her Mrs. Scherling because she’s married to my Dad
She’s my Mother and he’s my Father and I’m the only child they have
My name is different than hers because I’m not married you see
And when you call me Mrs. Scherling I think my Mom’s here with me.
It’s miss, not misses, miss, not misses,
‘cause when you call me Mrs. Scherling you make me married to my Dad.
I love my Dad very much and think he’s really great
But I can’t have him as my husband and most of you can relate
To the fact that the guy I want to find is not in the Scherling family
He’s somewhere out there wandering around and looking for me
I promise you when the that time finally comes along
For me to get married I’ll sit down and write another song
Tell help you learn what my new name will eventually be
Cause then I’ll be a misses and Miss Scherling will not be me.
But for now it’s miss, it’s not misses,
‘cause when you call me Mrs. Scherling you make me married to my Dad.